Why Vulcan Salutes & Shakespearean Burns Should Replace the Middle Finger Let’s face it—flipping someone off is so last century. It’s basic. It’s overdone. And frankly, it lacks panache. Imagine a world where road rage ended not with a crude[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I often have to kick myself when I lend something out with the naive hope that it will return to me in the same condition, or at all. Somewhere in the universe, there’s a black hole where pens, chargers, and[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
There’s something dangerously comforting about having a backup plan. That second kidney? A spare tire in the trunk? The emergency $20 bill you keep in your phone case? They all whisper the same seductive lie: “Go ahead, live dangerously—I’ve got[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
There’s something beautifully absurd about watching a ten-year-old command a fire-breathing dragon to fight a psychic cat while an entire stadium cheers them on. Pokémon battles are essentially high-stakes pet fights with better special effects and significantly worse labor laws.[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
There’s something uniquely humiliating about being yelled at by a pre-programmed fitness instructor who can’t even sweat. I’ve been using these virtual training apps long enough to realize they’re not actually designed to help me – they exist to gaslight[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
The modern workplace is a bustling hub of productivity, innovation, and… people pretending to work while secretly playing Candy Crush at full volume with their speakers on. We’ve all seen them—the brave, the bold, the utterly delusional—who believe that alt-tabbing faster[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Remember when swiping was something you did to credit card machines or your little brother’s grubby hands? Now, thanks to Tinder, it’s a full-blown cultural phenomenon—a verb so powerful it’s escaped the app and invaded our everyday lives. The Universal[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
We’ve officially reached peak civilization when our greatest existential threat isn’t plague or war or asteroid impacts, but the nagging fear that somewhere out there, people are having more fun without us. While our ancestors worried about saber-toothed tigers and[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Let’s face it: the modern workplace is less humans collaborating and more humans frantically appeasing their robot overlords. AI has slithered into every corner of office life, from the chatty Slack bot that suggests “synergistic paradigm shifts” (read: nonsense) to[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
There comes a point in every adult life when you suddenly stop mid-sprint and realize you’re not actually moving forward – you’re just a well-dressed hamster on a corporate wheel, panting furiously while the scenery never changes. We live in[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…