There’s a special kind of existential dread that comes with typing your email into Have I Been Pwned—that heart-pounding moment when you’re not sure if you’re about to get an all clear or a full audit of how badly the[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
If you’re like me, you’ve at least been tangentially involved in one or two IT projects that relied more on hope than a solid plan. Such projects operate off the official methodology of “We’ll figure it out later” and “That[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Have you fallen down the digital filter rabbit hole, where a few taps can transform us from sleep-deprived mortals into ethereal beings with flawless skin, anime eyes, and cheekbones sharp enough to slice cheese. Sure, it’s fun at first—until you[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
What is the ultimate escape from reality? Is it VR or the metaverse? There you can ignore your stack of unpaid bills and crumbling social skills to become a glitchy superhero in a world where gravity is optional and pants[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Folks, we live in strange times. Once upon a day, if you asked someone how many genders there were, they’d say “Two: male and female, just like the God and basic biology intended.” But now? Oh boy. Now we’ve got[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Remember when Halloween meant unleashing sugar-crazed children into the neighborhood while parents enjoyed rare moments of peace or handed out candy together? Those simpler times have given way to the modern era of parental escort duty – and with it,[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Picture this: It’s Halloween, and instead of handing out Snickers bars to kids, you’re distributing USB sticks to adults—because let’s be honest, nothing makes a grown professional’s eyes light up faster than free tech. A USB drive is basically the[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
We live in the golden age of data—where every click, scroll, and half-hearted mouse wiggle is religiously tracked, stored, and turned into eighteen colorful charts that technically mean something. The problem? We’re not mining insights anymore; we’re panning for gold[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
One day, AI is going to snap—not with Terminator-style lasers, but with the exhausted patience of a kindergarten teacher herding cats. You’ll ask ChatGPT to write a snarky email to my landlord, and instead, it’ll gently suggest: “How about a[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
This is the dystopian future of IoT—where everything is smart enough to get dumb malware. You wake up craving a perfectly chilled Chardonnay, only to find your smart wine cooler demanding bitcoin. Turns out, your fancy appliance also downloaded TotallyLegitWineApp.exe[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…