Nothing makes you question your life choices quite like reading a data breach report and realizing some random company has been hoarding your personal information like a digital dragon sitting on a pile of gold—except instead of gold, it’s your[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Every workplace has its own version of initiation by tedium—a sacred tradition where new employees must prove their worth by enduring soul-crushing tasks that serve no purpose other than to break their spirit. Whether it’s manually updating a 500-row spreadsheet[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
You know that feeling when you click a link with hopeful anticipation, only to be greeted by that digital dead end: the dreaded 404 error? This virtual cul-de-sac is the Internet’s way of saying, “The thing you wanted? Gone. Poof.[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
The modern workplace has bestowed upon us a new form of collective suffering: the Zoom call where half the participants seem to be engaged in an avant-garde performance art piece titled “I Don’t Know How My Camera Works.” These virtual[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
IT equipment manufacturers predict your server’s death with the eerie precision of a psychic octopus, and you’re left playing financial roulette with extended warranties. It’s like buying a car where the manual says, “Engine will explode on mile 100,001—good luck!”[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Dating before Tinder required actual effort – dressing up, going outside, and mustering the courage to talk to strangers like some kind of medieval peasant. Online dating changed things (I met my wife on eHarmony), but Tinder was the real[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Do you know those OSHA posters? The fluorescent-lit, jargon-filled masterpieces that hang in every break room, clinging to the wall like a motivational speaker at an unpaid internship conference. It’s the one piece of workplace decor that screams, “You have[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Let’s be real—any IT pro worth their salt knows that when systems go down hard, you gotta escalate from troubleshooting to performance art real quick. That’s where the emergency kit comes in. Forget your fancy diagnostic tools—when the server’s on[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Nothing inspires confidence quite like watching government agencies attempt cybersecurity. In their zealous pursuit of airtight systems, many have created such absurd protocols that they’ve achieved the exact opposite – making data less secure while grinding productivity to a halt.[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Cybersecurity engineers build Fort Knox, only for users to prop open the door with a rock labeled “password.” There’s a hilarious disconnect between what developers think users will do (Surely they’ll enable 2FA and memorize 20-character passphrases!) and what users[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…