Merry Christmas. Santa may like cookies, but the rest of us don’t. At least when it comes to website cookies. Every time you visit a website, you’re greeted with the digital equivalent of a back-alley deal: “Hey kid… want a[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Gone are the simple days when the Elf on the Shelf was just a creepy doll that moved around your house—now it’s a full-blown IoT surveillance device running on AWS, turning Christmas into a dystopian reality show where Santa plays[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Ah, the good ol’ days—when “going offline” meant literally walking away instead of frantically toggling half a dozen “Do Not Disturb” settings while your phone laughs at you. “Silence? In this economy?” Now? My smartwatch judges my REM cycle like[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Happy Halloween, everyone. Want to hear something scary? I know your YouTube history. Hahahaha. YouTube’s watch history is like a diary you never meant to keep—a brutally honest log of every late-night rabbit hole, questionable entertainment choices, and moments of[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
App permissions are a nightmare. So, there you are blazing through app permissions like you’re speed-reading War and Peace before a nap. “Location? Sure! Camera? Why not! My hopes, dreams, and existential dread? Uhh… Allow All it is!” It starts[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
They say opposites attract—and in our case, my wife is attracted to nature’s beauty, while I’m busy trying to render nature’s beauty at 60fps. Picture this: Aimee’s out there living her best life—breathing fresh air, touching grass, probably befriending a[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Dungeons & Dragons is a game of grand adventures, heroic triumphs, and spectacular failures that turn serious campaigns into slapstick comedy. Nothing derails a carefully planned session faster than a disastrous roll, and those botched dice throws often become the[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
There was no greater digital flex than seeing your initials blazing atop an arcade cabinet’s leaderboard. This wasn’t just three letters – it was your legacy, your digital immortality, your way of screaming I was here to every kid who’d[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
We live in strange times where science gets a participation trophy in the identity Olympics. Chromosomes? Debatable. Basic anatomy? Up for discussion. But mention someone’s skin color in the wrong tone and suddenly we’ve got PhDs in melanin analysis determining[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Gamers are known for their incredible focus, lightning-fast reflexes, and the ability to ignore basic human needs for hours on end. While the rest of the world worries about things like nutrition, hydration, and sleep, the average gamer operates on[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…