Likely Normal

Isn’t it funny how one tiny bug can unleash cosmic chaos: one minute you’re writing a harmless loop, the next, a very angry T-Rex is pixelating onto your screen to blame you for his family’s “untimely dereferencing.” Now you’re staring at a crash log like “How did this turn my to-do app into a time machine?”

The programmer’s defense? Chef’s kiss. “Who knew git reset –hard would unravel spacetime?!” as if version control and the laws of physics were ever on speaking terms. It’s the perfect metaphor for coding: where “It worked on my machine” somehow translates to “Now the Cretaceous period is a 404 error.”

This is why programmers drink. One semicolon out of place, and suddenly you’re not just debugging—you’re testifying before the universe’s IT department. Moral of the story? Always check for null. Or risk becoming the asteroid that actually killed the dinosaurs.