We’ve all sat through the cybersecurity training. We’ve nodded along as IT lectures us about “hovering over links” and “checking sender addresses.” We’ve even scoffed at the hilariously obvious phishing attempts—”URGENT: Your CEO’s Dog Needs Bitcoin!”—feeling smug in our cyber-savviness. And yet… sometimes, we click anyway. Not because we’re gullible. Not because we’re reckless, but because curiosity is a cruel, cruel master.