What Happens in the Hot Tub
on February 16, 2026
at 7:00 am
Let us address the great, bubbling taboo of hydrotherapy: the hot tub is a vessel of relaxation, not a fondue pot. It is a temple of warm, chlorinated serenity, and your buffalo wing is not an offering it will accept.
The fundamental rule is this: The hot tub is a drinking zone, not an eating one. This is not a snobbish distinction, but a practical one born of grim experience. That vague, broth-like quality the water has begun to develop? That is the spectral essence of a hundred lost meatballs, the dissolved memory of a rogue nacho chip. You are not soaking in minerals; you are marinating in the ghost of someone’s poorly planned snack.
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